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Stamets@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 年前

This is so fucking stupid but I cannot stop laughing

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This is so fucking stupid but I cannot stop laughing

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Stamets@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 年前
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  • ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website
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    Disgusting. I love it! 👍

    • Stamets@startrek.websiteOP
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      Love your Good Place username too!

      • ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website
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        Thanks!

  • gregorum@lemm.ee
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    It’s only stupid because an octopus is way too simple. In reality it was way more complicated and disgusting than that. It was some weird bonkers 24th century insanity that we can’t even imagine.

    Shame on you and your provincial, limited earth imagination.

    Boo!

    • skyspydude1@lemmy.world
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      Is this how they make Ultraporn?

  • FlaminGoku@reddthat.com
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    I am really loving the heavy star trek memes here.

    • Stamets@startrek.websiteOP
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      Well we are the preeminate Star Trek meme community! Stick around! We’ve got a crew of top tier memers! I just spam shit and what sticks sticks.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Between shapeshifters and the holodeck, my libido would probably actually be able to be tamed.

    • cheery_coffee@lemmy.ca
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      I’m just imagining:

      You’re sitting up excitedly in a bed, the shape shifter is standing looking away, skin turning to paper. The Shape Shifter says “I don’t understand, it’s been 18 hours straight, I can turn into 2143 different humanoid species the link has encountered, and yet you keep requesting the mom from the Incredibles?”

    • Disgustoid@startrek.website
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      I don’t want to think about that poor Ferengi who has to clean DS9’s holodecks. Best case, cleaning is fully automated; worst case, Quark can get it done cheaper by lowballing his staff.

      • instamat@lemmy.world
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        An opportunity to link this!!

        Life of a holodeck janitor

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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        I always figured the forcefield system would handle everything 🤷🏻‍♂️ either vaporizing it or repulsing it all down a drain.

        Actually, IIRC they made a joke about being the holodeck jizzmopper on Lower Decks. 🤔

        • cheery_coffee@lemmy.ca
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          Don’t be ridiculous. Think of the smell. You haven’t thought of the smell!

        • SlikPikker@lemmy.ca
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          L.D is only semi canon though.

          • Telodzrum@lemmy.world
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            On screen is alpha canon. LD is on screen. LD is alpha canon.

            Plus it fits the broader universe way better than TOS, TAS, or Disco do; so it mages sense that it’s just as (if not more) canonical than those.

            • SlikPikker@lemmy.ca
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              The Black Mountain isn’t alpha canon

              • Telodzrum@lemmy.world
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                Not quite correct, Shaxs’s claims that it is real are in fact alpha canon.

                I’d give up on this if I were you.

      • Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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        Rom. Rom cleans the holosuite. And somehow he’s still happy.

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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          “Uhh… I don’t mind. Besides, I get all the frosting I can eat. Uhh… Just don’t tell my brother… He’d start charging me for it.”

      • Olgratin_Magmatoe@startrek.website
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        Given that transporters exist, and can be used to target specific materials, I would think that it would indeed be an automated process.

        • cynar@lemmy.world
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          I think the holodeck actually uses modified transporter and replicator technology. That’s how you can get food and drink that last outside the holodeck. It’s not a huge extension to use it to purge the room of organic residue between uses.

          Whether that is cheaper than sending in someone with a mop and bucket however, is unknown.

          • Olgratin_Magmatoe@startrek.website
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            Given that replicator themselves are resource efficient enough for everyday use, I would think the resource requirements for that would be low enough.

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              It’s not whether it’s low enough, it’s whether it’s lower than a minimum wage janitor. On a starship, it’s obvious it would be self cleaning. With Ferengi involved, I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s some poor sod pushing a mop.

              • Olgratin_Magmatoe@startrek.website
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                I suppose it then comes down to whether or not the electricity is free. On a federeration base, I would assume it would be free given that the federation isn’t too big on money.

                Though the for the duration of the dominion war I would think there would have been limits.

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      That makes one of us. Think the chastity kink still exists in the 24th century? Lol

  • ArtificialLink@yall.theatl.social
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    Same relationship raven and beast boy have lol

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    Where do you keep coming up with this gold? 🤣

    • Stamets@startrek.websiteOP
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      I sold my soul

      • NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social
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        Worth it 🍻

        • Stamets@startrek.websiteOP
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          Very. He hasn’t realized he’s bought a soul composed of a ball of lint, two pennies, and an unused tampon from 1995.

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    Eww, gross. Where can I get me one of those?

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      Gamma Quadrant.

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    This is terrible. Please keep it up with the incorrect quotes!

  • maegul (he/they)@lemmy.ml
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    I mean let’s be real … once you go changling you can’t go back … no matter your gender/species.

  • Julian@lemm.ee
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    Kira please stop asking me to turn into anime characters

  • queermunist she/her@lemmy.ml
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    Imagine only having sex with eight limbs.

    Pathetic

    • mycatiskai@lemmy.one
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      Eight is at least one short for all holes being filled and two for breasts. Better to start with 10 limbs and go up from there.

      • DharmaCurious@startrek.website
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        … are… Is… Nostrils?

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          If every other hall is filled then maybe it’s time for breath play.

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            deleted by creator

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    His name is Timothy!

  • sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz
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    Do they have octopi in Bajor?

    • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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      The white animal life works in the Star Trek universe is planet name plus earth animal name.

      So you get Risa Goats, and Klingon battle walrus.

    • andthenthreemore@startrek.website
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      Maybe they have octopuses or octopodes.

      English is a stupid language

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        “Tell us about it…oktopodes BTW…” The Greeks

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      Not exactly, they look like earth octopus but are backwards and ungrateful. They have built no statues to bajoran fishermen.

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    turn into an octopus. I command you. I am your superior officer.

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