DytallixB@lemmy.world to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 days agoDonald Trump won't deport Prince Harry as 'he has enough problems with his terrible wife'www.dailystar.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square43fedilinkarrow-up1250arrow-down120
arrow-up1230arrow-down1external-linkDonald Trump won't deport Prince Harry as 'he has enough problems with his terrible wife'www.dailystar.co.ukDytallixB@lemmy.world to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 days agomessage-square43fedilink
minus-squareBrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·15 days agoIf a rock fell from space on that man, his followers would 100% claim the involvement of Jewish Gravity Weapons and start jailing astronomers.
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·15 days agoWhat if the earth opened up near him and a red scaly claw grabbed him to drag him down with evil laughter?
minus-squaremrbeano@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·15 days agoThey’d absolutely blame Nancy Pelosi for that!
minus-squarethen_three_more@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·15 days agoWhat if the heavens split and a booming voice said "I am the father, the son and the holy spirit, and thou I said I wasn’t going to do this kind of thing any more I smite you sinner Donald Trump " And then trump spontaneously combusted.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·14 days agoClearly Crooked Joe Biden’s fault.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·15 days ago“Trump got grabbed by demons and pulled straight through a portal down to hell as Satan laughed at the prospect of his eternal torture for his sins.” “THANKS, OBAMA!”
minus-squareBrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·edit-215 days agoThey’d go after Sam Raimi and the Roma. Edit: Alex Jones #Predictive Programming
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·14 days agoSam Raimi and the Roma sounds like an indie retro punk band.
If a rock fell from space on that man, his followers would 100% claim the involvement of Jewish Gravity Weapons and start jailing astronomers.
What if the earth opened up near him and a red scaly claw grabbed him to drag him down with evil laughter?
They’d absolutely blame Nancy Pelosi for that!
What if the heavens split and a booming voice said "I am the father, the son and the holy spirit, and thou I said I wasn’t going to do this kind of thing any more I smite you sinner Donald Trump "
And then trump spontaneously combusted.
Clearly Crooked Joe Biden’s fault.
“Trump got grabbed by demons and pulled straight through a portal down to hell as Satan laughed at the prospect of his eternal torture for his sins.”
“THANKS, OBAMA!”
They’d go after Sam Raimi and the Roma.
Edit: Alex Jones #Predictive Programming
Sam Raimi and the Roma sounds like an indie retro punk band.