Headline made me think that “The Mainichi” was the culprit for the thefts.
Why did Japan’s national daily newspaper steal shoes?
Glad I’m not the only one reading it that way
And let’s also not forget–let’s not forget, Dude–that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city–that isn’t legal either.
Weasels are too small to steal shoes so what is that?
It’s a Japanese weasel. All the radiation from Godzilla makes it bigger.
Oh I don’t know, I can think of a few in elected office that are big enough.
Read the article.
You should never click the click bait headline
Was it a cat? Mine likes to steal and hide things under the couch
No, it was a weasel. One of the other kinds of long, furry noodle creatures.
Sock goes the weasel
