MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-222 hours agoWell butter my butt and call me a biscuitlemmy.todayexternal-linkmessage-square119fedilinkarrow-up1729arrow-down110file-text
arrow-up1719arrow-down1external-linkWell butter my butt and call me a biscuitlemmy.todayMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-222 hours agomessage-square119fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareJoShmoe@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·13 hours agoImagine that, scooping up cold butter on a spatula and slapping it indiscriminately on your partner’s exposed butt.
minus-squareJoShmoe@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 hours agoNext the step involves a little setup before hand. You use microwaved butter and a funnel, then drizzle it while its hot.
minus-squareenbyecho@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·10 hours agoI’m not sure I want to imagine that in this context. Other contexts, no problemo. Just not this one.
minus-squareTheLowestStone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·11 hours agoRoom temperature butter is superior in both sound and splatter.
Imagine that, scooping up cold butter on a spatula and slapping it indiscriminately on your partner’s exposed butt.
Go on…
Next the step involves a little setup before hand. You use microwaved butter and a funnel, then drizzle it while its hot.
I’m not sure I want to imagine that in this context. Other contexts, no problemo. Just not this one.
Room temperature butter is superior in both sound and splatter.
You don’t?