sigh
If I must
unzips
And in the darkness, bind them…
I like you.
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Do this while having a penis and suddenly everyone is all weird about it.
Fking double standards.
it just depends on the friend circle, i dont think that it would be weird in mine
Oh. My. God. Will you be my friend?!
What a terrible time to have eyes.
I’m kinda turned on
Based.
This had better not awaken anything in me.
Stupid sexy golem
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That’s enough internet for today.
Wtaf. Terrible, just terrible. Now I need to send this to like 20 people in my life. Just the worst. 😂
Yeah … If I saw this in Middle Earth … I’m just putting the ring on and fucking shit up
Where are you putting “the ring” on? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
If you like it you gotta put a ring on it
Smash (but not like Sam tried)
Not gonna lie. That crazy matches my crazy.