Prehensile_cloaca

zoom?

Infinite

The boots theory of high school classmates?

Third thing: Having a gallon of horse cum

Costco furiously taking notes

One CircuitCity away from a Bingo

This is very Boomers thinking everyone is still a 16 year old Millennial.

Boomer brains stuck in 1998, and it shows.

“we just want someone who will take abuse for low pay.” - employers

This is awesome

Put sex on the floor. Less squeaky

chef’s kiss

So we can assume they will start with rooting out all the pedophile clergy, yes? No more “transfers” from one small town to the next set of vulnerable rubes?

That’s a really old dog

This is why “eye witness testimony” can never be trusted. People with fucked up physiology just tumbling through life and not even realizing that their color wheel is off by magnitudes, and that cilantro is delicious.

“Trickle-down” was a rebranding campaign.

It used to be called Horse and Sparrow Economics, with the idea being the Horses eat the grain, and Sparrows peck their meals from the horseshit.

The wealth layer has been playing this game against the poors for a long time.

Social media is the front of the house.

What destroyed the internet are the cabal of Corporations monetizing every interaction and directing flows from the back of the house.

Unfettered Capitalism killed the internet experience.

The Lando Calrissian of crabs

The broader truth is that you can’t be Christian and be pro-Capitalist.

Once you remove Capitalism as the base, the entire “prosperity gospel” falls apart.

Those poor dogs look heavily overweight.

Boo this slow town driver

That’s a Mentos commercial