She probably broke up because anon uses terms like “gay yelp”
I love when my partner gay yelps* tbh
You should use more lube
I wish annon would let our gay yelps for me :3
Hi.
Hellooo
OHGODOHGOD I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO I DIDN’T THINK THIS WOULD WORK
Show 'em your butthole!
I hope this interaction has given you the confidence to plan out your second line after saying hello :))
I feel like that’s the missing last sentence: Am meeting dudes now.
I am become gay yelp
Fellas, is it gay to yelp
There’s a whole gay site dedicated to that
Is it yelp.com?
Who cares?
That reminds me of the time I took a date to go see “The Hills Have Eyes”. It was a dine-in theater, and I had gotten breadsticks and marinara. We just sat down and started to eat, and the date was going pretty good. If you’ve ever seen that movie, the opening scene is a jump scare right off the bat. I had a mouth full of breadstick and was actively holding the cup full of marinara that I launched directly into her chest because I jumped. Anyways, the date didn’t work out and it was pretty awkward for the rest of the movie.
Should have gone out with the Italian chick instead.
At that point i think its good that they broke up. Men have emotions.
Plot twist: It was the equestria girls movie.
Anyone know what movie?
What’s that Bill Burr bit? The one about the bitch noises on the plane?
