She’s got a big bass.
Sorry, that’s a brown trout, I’m pretty sure
That’s not a trout.
You’re right, that’s an Atlantic cod.
Trouts have two back fins and a more hook like lower jaw.
mvp
Is there some possibility you’re fibbing?
Let’s check for denial from any siblings in order to decide.
I wanna see her slap!
Someone somewhere just unlocked a new fetish.
f(et)ish
We put the ET in Fish™️
I assume you’ve never been to Thailand.
That’s a tame (and already existing) fetish compared to some of the things I’ve seen there.
Tilapia?
GOTT IM HIMMEL! Toto as the band?
Toto, in Thai means baby… don’t ask.
That one you have to book a return trip 9 months after the boy & girl make love selection
Oh… When I think it can’t get more awful… I just had to ask questions…
Girl, just drop your eggs in the current, and I’ll disperse my spermatozoa all over 'em!
🎵 All about that bass bout that bass, no pebble 🎵
🎵 "I like big bass, I can’t deny*🎶
Wearing only a codpiece? That’s daring…
She got catfished.
Troy McClure, is that you?
Baby, I’m saving my game in your bedroom… So that’s where I can reSpawn.
Clash oh no my lamp turns around clash my vase!
Is there a gentlemen’s version of this costume available?
I can smell that costume…
…wait
tastes like chicken. raw chicken.
Edward Bloom, at it again
