Whenever I see a “Fuck Cars” community post, I can’t help but remember that dragons fucking cars is/was a thing, that there is a parody country song about a dude loving his truck intimately and that dudes have been caught sticking their dingdongs in car exhaust pipes.

SomeBODY

Anytime someone says, “tell me why”

I start singing.

Often when I read “controversy” I hear Eminem’s song “Without Me” in my head.

You’d be surprised how often people between 25 and 35 use Spongebob references.

SOME

Smash Mouth - All Star

Tight

“Indeed”

makes me think of Teal’c from Star Gate

Badger

(H)Okay so…

Dental plan

If a website ends in ‘.net’ I’ll say “website.net. It’s dot com!” and then no one gets my homestar runner reference.

“Thanks for the memories.” I don’t feel like I need to explain that one.

Whenever the Amish are mentioned, I know we’re hitching up the buggy, churning lot of butter, raise a barn Monday, soon raising another.

So many words and phrases from the president’s speech in the Independence Day movie. My brother has the whole thing memorized, he even did it as a monologue at a speech thing once.

So when I hear a key word or phrase that is part of that speech, I expect to hear my brother dramatically launch into the whole thing even though he now lives halfway across the country from me and he stopped doing the bit every time years ago.

“In less than one hour”, “mankind”, “united in our common interests”, “we will not go quietly”, “today we celebrate”, “annihilation”.

My wife.

Mah Woff.