He just knows the best defense is a good offense.

/s

Hooray!..??

It will. It’s more the question of how?

Hey, never say never! The climate is changing after all…

Sounds like you’re going to the wrong music instructors.

Yeah, school.in the 90’s was so gay.

I think this is gay eraser

In an appointment with my psychiatrist doing the questionnaire, they were asking the questions, and I’d answer and they’d fill it out.

At one of the questions they say “this one is about fidgeting/not being able to sit still and I’m just gonna go ahead and fill that one in.”

I was like, “but I’ve been sitting still. I thought I was doing a good job sitting still, wasn’t I?”

Looks me dead in the eyes, “no, no you weren’t.”

Good ol’ fascism! You can always count on fascism to to help people. Well, the right people. I mean, some of the right people, maybe a small subset of the right people.

I prefer to use my lumpy potato

They’re hogging the rest of the world.

Is it really a freak accident when it’s written on the control nob?

We do what we must because we can

Very nice!

Ain’t nothin’ but a heartache

Snake… answer me, Snake… Snaaake!

Maybe the way to beat climate change is to introduce the climate to capitalism.

Alien civilisations will have shareholders too.