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      No! It’s the females’ fault that men are feeling bad about themselves, didn’t you know?

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    • Prevents OP from forgetting their backpack.

    • is a bitch

    Hmmmmmmm…

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      If OP said “Bitch, I blah blah blah” then it could be argued that it’s a figure of speech and not directed towards the waitress… but OP said “Fucking bitch” with no comma, so it’s clearly directed at her.

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      His crippling meatball addiction. She can never know he fell off the wagon. I’ve seen it before. You think it’s a safety food, the easy pick off the menu. Then you hear something messing with the trash cans late one night, go out to check, and there’s your neighbor, in their underwear, six cans deep into a Chef Boyardee overload.

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    It’s not the second pizza that is so bad, it’s the fact that anon couldn’t wait to get home before scoffing the second pizza that makes him a fat ass.

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    Speaking as someone who used to travel for work (different place every day, sometimes multiple), eating in your car is super depressing and uncomfortable. Why not go home and eat it?

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      When I used to go onsite, for me home was an hour to an hour and half each way, and most of my coworkers had a 45 mins drive home in traffic. I suspect that’s why most do it. It’s your only chance for solitude.

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        No, I mean that this person is clearly not at work and free to go wherever to eat their pizza. I know eating in a car is uncomfortable so I’m just scratching my head at why the 4chan OP would want to eat a whole pizza in there.

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          Ahh yeah I see what you mean. Good point, I also find it uncomfortable, but its at the cost of letting your food cool off

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      “Do these pants make my butt look fat?” “No dude, your butt makes your butt look fat”

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    one time after a really bad breakup i went into a pizza place (thin crust, personal sized pizzas, “artisan” but local so not expensive) and kept ordering pizza after pizza. by the third one they seemed to think i was a food critic or something, brought a glass of wine to pair with it

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      Nah, they felt bad that you housed 3 pizzas by yourself and hoped some alcohol would cheer you up.

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    I can’t even fathom being able to eat that much in one sitting.

    A large pizza is like two evening’s food for me. I can’t even manage half of one of the big Costco ones. Two slices and I’m done.

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      Your stomach stretches out after a long enough time of eating like this and you have to eat even more to feel full. Pair that with the availability of highly caloric foods designed to make you crave them and it’s a recipe for disaster.

      Watch some “my 600lb life” and it starts to make sense. It’s a slow boil, to be sure, but I think it can happen to anyone that isn’t paying attention, who uses food and that feeling of fullness to cope with whatever negative feelings they have. I like Sean of steel (former 600lber), he gives some really good context in his react vids on youtube.

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      As an above average American, I can. I have eaten an entire pizza and then gone back for seconds multiple times. You’re supposed to not feel hungry after you eat, but I lack that crucial sense.

      I don’t do that anymore, but that’s only because I remind myself that it’s not normal to finish an entire large pizza in one sitting and I’m weird if I do it

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      Really? I can eat a whole Costco pizza, and I have a normal BMI. I’m male and tall, so that helps.

      A whole pepperoni from Costco is a bit under 4000 calories, which isn’t quite 2x my daily recommended intake (something like 3000 calories). So I can do it, I’ll just be a bit full and that’s all I should be eating that day.

      Regular large pizzas are a lot smaller than Costco pizzas. A large from Domino’s is apparently ~2200, so two large Dominos pizzas are comparable to one Costco pizza (a little more, but not a ton more).

      So I could do it if I was really hungry, but I usually only eat about 3-4 Costco slices (around 1000-1250 calories).

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            Thankfully, no. I actually can eat, it’s just very not fun and there’s like a 50/50 chance of throwing up. The doctors just keep telling me to change my diet like that’ll solve everything (it won’t, I tried).

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              Finding a doc that is actually interested in listening and thinking about you shouldn’t be as hard as it is. The industry has their carrots and sticks all wrong imo, they’re rewarded on quantity. At this point the best option is to be lucky, second best is to become an expert in your condition and do their thinking for them.

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                Currently working on the second option. I bet if money was taken out of the equation the industry would change pretty quick, but then the billionaires wouldn’t get their precious yearly raise.

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    “fucking bitch” describes the greentext poster (assuming this is even real) not the girl.

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    Always get a backup pizza. Order an extra to-go with your dine-in pizza so it seems like you have a plan with the second pizza. You can never have too much pizza.