• bizarroland@fedia.io
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    6 months ago

    Or how you can go to hell 4 times for cooking a bacon cheeseburger on Friday after sundown while wearing polyester pants and cotton underwear.

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      6 months ago

      These are the best kind of responses. The ones where I have heard so many stupid things coming from religion that I can’t tell whether or not you’re serious.

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        6 months ago

        I can tell you why three of them are problematic:

        1. No bacon because pork isn’t kosher.
        2. Polyester and cotton are mixed fabrics.
        3. You can’t cook an animal in the milk of it’s mother, so no cheeseburgers.

        edit: as pointed out below, cooking on the Sabbath is the fourth.