Seems like a valid argument
If I was younger I’d call him an antisocial psycopath, but tbh we could probably use less people and more dinosaurs…
Only issue is that it has to remain indiscriminate, and maybe move him around the globe a bit.
more dinosaurs
We’ve got more than twenty-six billion (and growing) just in chickens alone; I’d say that’s more than enough when it comes to dinosaurs.
Total chad response too.
The hero we needed.
Question. Does the dinosaur transformation still cure the cancer?
If I had cancer, I would see that as an absolute win.
Shit, even as a healthy (if overweight) man approaching middle age, I’d be tempted to volunteer for dino-gene therapy. “You mean I could continue life as I am and watch my health slowly fall apart or I could be a dinosaur? Can I still talk to my family? You know what, nevermind. Where do I sign up?”
I’ve never met a dinosaur with cancer
*taps head* Can’t have cancer if you’re fossilized.
Yes ,but bone cancer
Dinosaur fossils with signs of cancer have been found.
And birds can get cancer too, of course.
Wow, very interesting!
He could charge for that. I reckon people would queue around the block to be turned into sentient dinosaurs. He could be one rich dino dude with huge fanbase of folks who’ve got his product and idolize him. That’s bound to work out well for everyone…
Free cancer treatment. You gotta pay to be a dino tho.
Absolutely. That’s the thing that always gets me about so many ‘villains’, they could inevitability gain their desired ends much more easily by being ‘good’ but persist in being evil.
Pretty sure that’s from the spiderman x-men crossover where spiderman becomes a teacher at Xavier’s. It’s a pretty short run with just a few issues and a really good read imo.
What if cancer could be cured by turning the patient into a dinosaur?
Ever heard of a dino with cancer?
Mad paleontologist doesn’t know that Pterosaurs (which he turned himself into) are not Dinosaurs.
I don’t know how serious they are, but there are calls to categorise them as Dino’s.
Calls from serious scientists or just some people who want Pluto to be a planet because they don’t know what’s going on?
Can you link me so I can read more. I’m interested.
I heard it on a recent podcast, I Know Dino, which is really good, btw. I’m not sure if it was the newest (as of 08/05/2024) or one from a few weeks back. It was a short discussion. Like I said, I don’t know how serious is the proposal.
Oh, and there are serious astrophysicists that do think Pluto and all dwarf planets should be considered planets. Idk if I agree, but I see where they’re coming from.
To be fair he said he will turn people into dinosaurs, not himself.
Maybe it’s a self deprecating joke and he’s simultaneously calling himself a nobody! /s
¿Por que no los dos?
Please turn me into a dinosaur.
If you do what you love, you’ll never work a day in your life
Hmm… skin cancer or be an ankylosaurus?
(also, f-you spell checker for trying to correct ankylosaurus to tyrannosaurus)
it is a difficult choice
Boomer logic.
Fun fact this was written by Elliott Kalan comedian/host of the podcast The Flophouse
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