“Imagine waking up tomorrow and every billionaire vanished.”

I imagine this almost every night. It’s called a “dream.”

It’s good to have dreams.

Really curious what was broken about the screen. There is no glass, the LCD is recessed… Did a connection come loose?

The most unrealistic thing about this post is the idea that you might drop a GBA and break it’s screen. Those things were practically indestructible.

I mean, this has been me my entire life, so idk what that means. But also I’m older now so I finally have the excuse!

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Unironically me.

I totally agree.

I would still rather have the coward cops in charge than the active shooter

Take PTO Make sure your absence maximizes disruption that only you can fix Clean everything up right when you get back Job security!

It’s amazing to me how easy it is to tell what’s bullshit, and yet It’S sO hArD tO tElL wHaT’s ReAl ThEsE dAyS

No shit! Every time I read an article like this, I wonder what alternate reality the author and target audience have been inhabiting.

Evidence that NDT is a tool

I understand not being in a financial position to buy a new car (though Telsas are expensive, I’m sure you could trade it in for something and still avoid a new payment).

Anyway, the good news is if you can’t afford to change cars “Fuck Elon” bumper stickers are very cheap!

https://www.etsy.com/market/anti_elon_musk_car_sticker

4. They think the Empire are the good guys

There’s something ironic about reading this with a Home Depot (huge Trump supporter) ad embedded in it.