No, no, the Gays are fine actually. What I really hate is ketchup.

–God, probably

What if we throw the CEO into a peat bog when the company underperforms?

Take heart, bud. There have always been grifters, this is just the newest iteration.

Prioritizing spending on GenAI over spending on security.

lol, lmao even.

Security folks are going to feast this decade, aren’t they?

@YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems writes about how tech authoritarians believe that their adversaries are NPCs at their own peril.

…There are no NPCs, and if you continue to insist that there are then those people will happily drag your enlightened philosopher-king to the National Razor for an uncomfortably close shave as soon as they find the opportunity.

The whole post can be read at the og sneeratorium and is very edifying:

https://old.reddit.com/r/SneerClub/comments/1kgsymn/scott_siskind_true_moldbuggianism_has_never_been/mr1inmq/

Whoops, thanks for the heads up! They got me good

A Reddit uses Grok to solve Baseball

https://old.reddit.com/r/HypotheticalPhysics/comments/1k9tfg2/what_if_this_physics_theory_could_solve_all_of

Edit: I am reliably informed that I have missed the joke!

Cursed bizzaro bonaroo

I have been enjoying the game of injecting the entire script of The Bee Movie into places it doesn’t belong.

Edit: @Soyweiser beat me to it lol

Clippy with those bedroom eyes

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I’ve never seen Milhouse and Sam in the same room together

Solidarity from TN

Andrew Cuomo is the anthropomorphic personification of “shitlib,” an egregore formed from the regrettable dreams of ten million mediocre centrists who will overlook a million deadly sins in order to return to “normal.”

Link to vote Ed for eternal podcast president:

https://vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting?ref=wheresyoured.at#/2025/podcasts/individual-episode/business

Command & Conquer, but Kane is a woman and also correct.

“Inference Magazine,” a substack written by a young feller named “Wiseman” who, in the most recent article, says “nuh-uh, you’re the parrot” to the work of Dr. Bender and co (and the rest of humanity, by extension).

https://inferencemagazine.substack.com/

The hackernews thread is a real Bad Philosophy turkey shoot:

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=43655780

Old: epistemic humility

Bold: epistemic humiliation

Why is Labour like this?

Craniometrix is hiring! (lol)

https://www.ycombinator.com/companies/craniometrix/jobs/ugwcSrU-chief-of-staff