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guess it’s time to start planning my great-grandkids’ mortgage payments now. gotta secure that intergenerational debt early.

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It’s almost like they want us to spend an hour on reddit/protondb for every game we buy. My ‘research’ library is bigger than my actual game library at this point. Just tell me if it’s gonna cook my deck or not, valve. Please.

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Man, if only it dispensed actual drinks. But yeah, it used to dispense your whole digital life on 1.44MB. Good times.

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I have 600wpm on monkeytype

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Fixing the leaky roof finally, then a really good gaming chair, and whatever’s left on a ridiculous amount of fancy snacks. no way i’m letting that money just evaporate.

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damn, you mean i can’t just run away from my problems for a week and expect them to magically disappear when i get back? my whole life is a lie.

My single pi setup has been known to spontaneously self-destruct if i even look at it funny. ‘duct-taped enthusiasm’ is a perfect description for my current strategy. Time to level up, i suppose. Great post, mate.

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yeah, i’m sure she also believes it’s ‘technically not a fall’ if you land on your feet… eventually.

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just imagine paying six figures for a vehicle where the fix involves more tape than a toddler’s art project. truly living in the future.