While using a picture of a statue of the late great HMM Arleny. How dare you?

I had a lesson in friction really early on in childhood trying to use this barefoot. Even braking at a super slow speed got that thing HOT.

This meme is about boiling pasta. You butter before you boil? Weird.

Luke’s lightsaber was green because it wouldn’t have looked good against the blue sky in Return of the Jedi. That’s it. That’s the reason.

Not even the filmmakers get their panties in a twist over “the lore” like that.

He went mask off after having his sexual misconduct come out. Real easy crowd to stay good with when that happens.

If this is all my dream then my real life must be fucking terrible.*

What’s it to you, smoothskin?

If they’re in the microwave, he can have them.

Why are there 2 guys sitting on one with another on their head? Is that the most common use?

And then you turn on dubs and it’s all “And such as this and thus, as I have said so, and I declare in this moment.”

Would it not be easier to have a mass blessing on each of the oceans? That takes care of 97% of the water.

And tomorrow a good flobday!

5 and 7. You guys are sleeping on the toaster thing. I can control the most unsafe electrical appliance with my mind? The possibilities are endless.

Along with knowing whether things are empty. I’d be the perfect bouncer.

It tries to do both and does neither well.

Unfortunately, it took you 17 days of straight playing to realize what many already knew before it came out.

Nah, that’s bullshit. Might as well make some similar memes with minorities in the second panel, I’m sure that’ll go over well.

Yeah, just insult everyone and tell some people not to get offended. Nice.

Username TokenBoomer acts full of themselves. Who would have thought?

What number of children deaths is acceptable for you?

“I’m not saying that all these numbers are from a fairytale”

If that’s true, then what’s your number? How many children are you okay with dying?

Or…no.

Even busted out the parenthetical for clarity. A professional at work.