In the case of a BMW 7-series, those are two very, very different people.

So true. Very, very few people who are new 7 series buyers give one shit about owning it past the warranty.

Here in south Florida you can tell when you’ve hit the seedy areas of town by how many Ghiblis are in the apartment complex parking lots.

This is fucking hilarious because it’s so ridiculous and I know you’re not even exaggerating.