It still bugs me that Sean Bean’s name doesn’t rhyme.

They got us with the pog, missed us with the slammer.

(I actually have no idea how pogs work)

The other downside is the situation I’m in. I made friends with a bunch of coworkers, then I got promoted to be their boss. Makes for a very strange power dynamic, where I have to code stitch between boss mode and friend mode.

Plus, I’ve had to fire people who I’ve been friends with for years. That fucking sucks.

It’s the same thing that the far right in America is saying. We need an influx of workers, just make sure that they’re straight, white and Christian.

More paperwork, different paperwork. Biggest change is that it was no longer compatible with our manifest system, so we have to physically take every Canadian parcel to the Post Office and fill out the excise paperwork in person. Turned a ten-minute task into 1+ hour.

Every republican administration in my lifetime has left office in a recession.

“Least funny member of Newsradio” might be better.

The changeover did effect things. It made it so damn complicated to send things to Canada that my company decided to mostly stop doing it.

I love Demons. Seems like most people are moving on to their more recent melodic power sound, but Demons had such a perfect mix of melodic and thrashy. Plus, Daughters of Winterstone might be my favorite song of theirs.

Eh. Fuck Amazon and fuck Jeff Bezos. Use your free time to go to a farmers market and buy staples from somebody who’s not a shithead.

I’ll complain endlessly about the state of modern society, with social media and constant screen bombardment. But the other day:

The dishwasher was running.

The robovac was running.

The washing machine and dryer were running.

The magic litter box was cleaning itself.

I sat back and cracked a beer.

William Barr said there was no wrongdoing. And he’s a paragon of virtue. Absolutely no problematic connections to pedophiles whatsoever.

Nah, it’s Phony Stark.

Short for Avolf.

Endless supply of cheap pizza delivered to the picket line.

Is it solipsistic in here or is it just me?

Matt “Pizza” Gaetz

Kristi “Ol Yeller” Noem

Matt “Pizza” Gaetz makes perfect sense for this role.

I’m sure the “Party of States’ Rights” GOP will be perfectly fine with this.

There are a bunch of aptronymic last names, especially in English culture. The Baker family, the Tanner family, the Shoemaker family etc.

Don’t ask about the Dickinsons.