Knowing companies like Twitter they probably had some Minority Report style psychological profile on you from their intrusive data collection and predicted you were there to troll.

“Jez, can you tell me, as a mate, someone who knows me really well, is the bottom half of me on fire?”

It was Coldplay.

Yep, way more. Much to the detriment of my work.

Finger drum

Take my updoot

I’ve seen this more times than my own family