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minus-squareOrteilGenou@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up113·3 days agoI personally would rather not be 45 and look like a 28 year old lizard, but that’s just me
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minus-squarekautau@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·3 days agoI know this is meant to be loss but also it’s vaguely the shape of a few sex toys I’ve seen
minus-squarepeoplebeproblems@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 days agoAnd now I can’t unsee it. Well done.
minus-squaretroglodyke@lemmy.federate.cclinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 days agoIs the 4th the cowgirl position?
minus-squareTomMasz@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·3 days agoBut think of all the time and energy you’ll save having only one facial expression.
minus-squareWorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoWhat about looking like a 50 year old lizard?
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·3 days agoHey, maybe some men are into women licking their own eyeballs.
minus-squaremoody@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days agoThat’s not a thing I’m into, but now I’m curious
minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·3 days agono one linked the actual source? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pznB7WP4P1o
minus-squaremarlowe221@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 days agoI’m perfectly fine with looking my age. I have earned every day of my age, dammit!
minus-squarePolydoreSmith@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·3 days agoAny time an older person says “getting old sucks!” I respond with “it’s better than the alternative!” Never fails to get a laugh
minus-squaremojofrododojo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days agoyep. I’m not aged, but my body shows the miles, and I have zero concern about the people who judge looks. I clean up nicely a few times a year.
minus-squareMilitantAtheist@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 days agoMadonna vs Pamela Anderson, the comparison is insane.
minus-squareRBWells@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·3 days agoPamela Anderson has had plenty of work done, just better work.
I personally would rather not be 45 and look like a 28 year old lizard, but that’s just me
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I know this is meant to be loss but also it’s vaguely the shape of a few sex toys I’ve seen
And now I can’t unsee it. Well done.
Lovense Edge 2!
Is the 4th the cowgirl position?
But think of all the time and energy you’ll save having only one facial expression.
What about looking like a 50 year old lizard?
Hey, maybe some men are into women licking their own eyeballs.
Well I am now
That’s not a thing I’m into, but now I’m curious
no one linked the actual source?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pznB7WP4P1o
I’m perfectly fine with looking my age. I have earned every day of my age, dammit!
Any time an older person says “getting old sucks!” I respond with “it’s better than the alternative!”
Never fails to get a laugh
yep. I’m not aged, but my body shows the miles, and I have zero concern about the people who judge looks. I clean up nicely a few times a year.
Madonna vs Pamela Anderson, the comparison is insane.
Pamela Anderson has had plenty of work done, just better work.
Some of it is better.