The company has pledged $1,000 to support mental health research and “to stop those sad folks from blowing their brains out or whatever.”

Gold

Chef’s kiss.

“That second suicide definitely wasn’t us.”

and suicidal passengers

who reach a vibes-based consensus to drop out of the air every other flight

I half expect to see “Depressed Boeing employees come forth with shocking allegations, then go up to rooftops” on another one of these sites.

Just yesterday they replaced gym with a torture chamber as the workers demanded.

Less funny after the news broke yesterday https://www.seattletimes.com/business/whistleblower-josh-dean-of-boeing-supplier-spirit-aerosystems-has-died/