“Hang on a second, nurse. What we should probably use is marijuana. That’ll sufficiently sedate the patient for surgery.”

“Marijuana?..”

“We don’t have time for questions. We need marijuana now, as much of it as possible! Like a big bag of it.”

I am not really affected by cannabis in my brief experience with it, I just got the tiniest bit tired. I’d like if it knocked me right out and I could sleep all night.