Have you seen the other pictures? They’re hilarious. What a nightmare. People have got to quit paying money for sketchy shit they see on facebook.
Tbh this looks like the right kind of sketchy shit you’d go to for fun
Not for $45 though. Maybe if it’d been more like $5 it’d be worth it for the pictures, but definitely not that much.
It was clearly an AI generated event, based on the artwork.
Abysmal looking event.
That girl has “last minute temp agency assignment” written all over her.
I hope people don’t hate on the staff too much, they are as much victims of the event organizer as anyone. Poor bastards, Id have scribbled personal contact detail for all the organisers I knew of, pinned them to a wall, and left.
She posted something on tiktok about not knowing the event was going to be so bad lol
Fun fact: there was only 1 woman oompa loompa in the gene wilder version of Willy Wonka, and the actress’s name was Pepe Poupee
That fact is extremely fun.
Peepee poopy reporting for doodie 🫡
That whole ordeal is so surreal to learn about
And they say romance is dead
This could be us but you don’t like chocolate
Looks like Debbie Downer’s living life to the max.
Now someone needs to recreate this event and sell tickets for $90.
Yeah, science!
She looks like she’d have a different kind of cautionary lesson to sing to children.
The Graham condenser is not connected to a water source.
Are you expecting scientific accuracy at that abomination?
I love catching little details like that, too.
At least it’s vertical unlike most stock photos of a Graham condenser.
Advertised the Willy Wonka Experience, gave the Slurm Experience instead.
“Tell them I hate them!”
I see no giant snail producing slurm
Well yeah; they keep that shit behind the locked “Employees Only” door.
They even managed to make the Slurm Experience disappointing.
