“I don’t want to kill innocent people” is a perfectly acceptable response
I only want to kill innocent people
Far more likely to actually get you out of service
And into the local PD
I only want to kill my commanding officers who are forcing me to go there.
You should enlist with these guys.
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Instant promotion to the top. Cant kill your co if you are the co
Bur won’t get you out of it. They will just give you a non combat role
Maybe say “I like throwing grenade backwards like bowling balls in wii sports?”
Also conscientious objectors exist, even when conscripted through the draft they were relegated to non-combat roles, the same exists for the American military now, it takes all types of people to keep a war machine running.
“No I mean sexually. I find government-sponsored terrorism a real turn-off.”
"That’s good! This war is actually sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legend, "
Spying on you, before you even start working. Even more reasons to not sign…
I mean, if it is IG posts, then it is public information
Just say you can’t hear him. Pretend you’re deaf and they won’t send you to war
Just recite the Draft Dodger Rag: https://youtu.be/_T9MHFldX1E?si=g3RaOCPI12ar3p9M
Phil Ochs, brilliant!
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Easy fix, just break your leg infront of him.
