I ordered pizza with tuna and onion 😔
lord, this soul is beyond saving
You need brain surgery
your username is fitting too!
Jfc man… I’m not sure professional therapy can bring you back
No pepperoni?
no 😔
Username checks out I guess?
When it comes to usernames, I hope you ain’t German.
It varies based on what I’ve been eating.
I visited reddit yesterday.
> friday
That’s a weird looking Islamic cleric
it’s the newbie who just converted, he still needs to get used to it
I did my neighbors milf wife
I tried to run an autoclicker on the canvas.
I took the last cookie from the cookie jar and i didnt even replenish
I don’t think even hell would be appropriate punishment in this case
Oh come on everybody knows you have to replenish
I can’t believe this dude didn’t replenish
R E P L E N I S H
I pretty much never wash my feet in the shower
There are men who dont wash their ass because they say itd be gay. Youre also one of them?
I just prayed yesterday that I’ll stop masturbating, but after a minute I cant sleep so I decided to beat my meat to fall asleep. This sin alone would qualify me going to hell
edit: word
There is no stopping
Give me 10 pushups now soldier!
I lied to my GF the first time today. I told her I have to work from home this evening. But I just wanted to play Warframe and eat pizza. Now I feel like a piece of shit. Pizza was nice tho! And I finally got all parts for Sevagoth.
And I finally got all parts for Sevagoth.
Worth it
I left work 5 minutes early.
I was in a Dandori Battle on Pikmin 4 against my brother. I ignored all points and focused on gathering Pikmin in the first 30 seconds. I then got lucky with a mystery capsule and got lightning. I used my 45 pikmin to kill all of his before he got any points and kept us both at 0 the entire time.
I slept with jeans on last night. Then just woke up and took my dog on a walk within 45 seconds. It was crazy efficient and I might do it more.
Once I pooped in a public restroom and the smell made a small child cry
I snorted mum’s Prozac again