The best bit, imho: (emphasis mine)

“We are going all out for this bird. I don’t just want the pūteketeke to win, I want it to win in the biggest landslide in the history of this magnificent competition. After all, this is what democracy is all about - America interfering in foreign elections.”

Also, he’s not a dick for doing this:

The vote-rigging was not unexpected, as the team behind Oliver’s show had been in touch earlier this year.

“They were keen to be involved and we said, ‘Go for it!’”