That can also be your poor fucking housemate if you got one. One day, after 5 snoozes at 5am, I went to the dude’s door and yelled, “Either get the fuck up or I’ll pour an ice-cold bucket of water over your head and bed the next time it rings!” I wasn’t joking. He never used the snooze function again.
Now that is what I call setting firm boundaries.
I do this and my SO and I wake up at different times
Thank you smart watch vibration alarm
Now we only need a smart buttplug vibration alarm
I didn’t make that sort of threat or anything, but I sure as hell got mad when my wife did something like 8 snoozes one morning when I got to sleep in. Being half asleep and angry really sucks. Thankfully, she never did it again.
You know the “most annoying noise in the world” bit from Dumb and Dumber? I had a roommate with THAT and about five other loud ass annoying things as his alarms. If I didn’t have to get out of bed to do so I would have done the same.
My dorm mate made me detest people like this, only took a couple of mornings before I became the alarm clock
That sucks. My guess is that they were happy you had replaced their parents in this role.
I was more like a drill sarge than a mommy after that snooze button got hit.
But they were still able to pass the responsibility of getting up at the right time to you.
And to his girlfriend after me, but a small part of him lives in fear of my wake-up call to this day
I hope it involved a bucket of ice, or spiders.
Better option, go old school.
Don’t use your phone alarm, buy an alarm clock. One with a very loud alarm that does not stop until you turn it off.
Place in your room as far away from the bed as possible, so that you have to get out to turn it off.
I used to do this when I was a kid. Then as I got older my body learned how to grab objects while still sleeping and throw them at the clock.
That’s when I just got an alarm clock with a sound that would scare me half to death. Nothing wakes you up better than your heart rushing blood to your brain.
Im guessing your morning woods became morning brains
I used to do this, and then I got a beagle. Now, if I don’t get up with the first alarm, my beagle screams until I get up. He’s so loud lol
I’ve not used any alarm at all for the past 20 years. It’s amazing. I just automatically wake up at the same time every day. And go to sleep about the same time every day.
Adjust your life so you can do this, if you can.
I started to not sleep in (so much) after I had kids. I still wouldn’t call myself a morning person but these days 8am is sleeping in.
This only happened to me when I was in my 30s. I think my brain chemistry did not allow me when I was younger and in my 20s to do this. Now I can barely stay up late and I wake up consistently before my alarm.
Those are all your roommates
Who else just ends up sleeping through all of them
Wtf is this image? It looks horrific.
It all the different alarms spaced very closely together pummelling the OP for not waking up on time.
Most of y’all don’t have a diagnosed sleep disorder and it shows.
Wtf is going on at that picture? This dude looks like he is dying
Lmao I liked this meme more when it was snorlax and the gang.
Once you learn about the magical alarm app Gentle Wakeup (paid, worth it, made by a doctor), you will throw all your alarms out of the window. It changed my life.
Wanna hear genuinely useful sleep tips?
- Get your sunshine fix for Vitamin D. It regulates body’s internal clock aka circadian rhythm. 20-30 minutes twice a week, with minimum clothing for maximum exposure.
- Calculate your sleep cycles. It varies between 90-100 minutes, and you take 4-5 of them. Usually 4 if not an old age person.
- Use the Gentle Wakeup alarm app and set it accordingly with nice music.
- Set one alarm at the end of 3rd sleep cycle block, and one at the 4th (or 4th and 5th if old age).
- Sleep at night as intended, and not at 6am scrolling like a zombie. Even 12 midnight can work out well for an office goer.
Your sleep is fixed.
I just assume anyone who does this isn’t responsible.
I do this and you are completely correct.
