Was just having this discussion in real life.
I’d get Farfetch’d or Psyduck. Just to go for a duck theme on my thigh.
Get it on you lower back! Y2K fashion is right now haha
I have a Thicc Charizard hanging from my rear view mirror!
I sell a lenticular sticker at work that flips between both cards 🤣
PSYDUCK GANGGGG
Just channeling my inner anxiety!
true lol PSYDUCK!!!¡!!!
Is Jessie an option? She looks like my wife.
What a humble brag
Only if she gets James!
I’m just waiting for OP to edit the title to “Which Pokemon would you have sex with?” The comments are a lot funnier under this context.
That said: Machoke.
For both the original and alternate question.
I’m pretty sure there are Lemmy communities covering that topic in graphic detail. All you have to do is swipe that “Hide NSFW” switch.
Missingno, hands down.
I never really got into Pokemon, but I love game glitches.
I’ve been tempted to get ‘surprised Pikachu’ tattooed on me someplace.
I don’t know why, but that meme always makes smile when it’s in a ‘leopard’s eat my face’ way
Snorlax. He’s recognizable enough that most people won’t have to ask what it is, personally relatable, and nobody don’t like Snorlax!
Also, I was looking through a list before I decided, and whatever happened to Khangaskahn? It was barely in the first game and I don’t think I’ve even heard about it since.
Holy shit! It’s a marsupial, too! I had totally forgotten about that one.
Bulbasaur.
I already knew what that was before clicking on it.
A full-back squirtle squad would be awesome!
Umbreon and Espeon, because they are independently my and my wife’s favorites.
Ditto on my ass
I always liked Abra’s evolution tree. If I had an artistic representation of them I think it would be cool.
Togepi because it’s my favorite.
Gen 1, Growlithe
The good boy that can burn down your house
Probably Gengar but at the same time I feel like that’s one of the default pokemon tats
I really like Gengar’s style, maybe Haunter a little more, but you’re right. They’re too cliche.
