Your children badly need milk meant for a completely different animal or their bones will crumble away in to dust!
Don’t worry we’re putting more cheese on literally everything and will force feed your children so much milk they’ll be 70% lactose by grade 8.
We’re not stopping at cheese burgers or pizza on school lunches oh no. We’re putting cheese INSIDE the crust of the pizza. It’s going to be starchy and gross but you’ll eat it you fat mother fucker. CHEEEEEEESE.
A quick google search shows it’s Elise Stefanik, a New York republican
Edit: I’m an idiot. Tom Tiffany, Wisconsin republican (Of fucking course it’s Wisconsin)
Wisconsin, the home of lactose.
I’m Wisconsin intolerant.
Aren’t we all? Thankfully, it has a low risk of exposure.
He probably thinks he’s making a clever point about Wisconsin considering legalizing marijuana. They’re perpetually tone deaf.
No, he’s just been bought and paid for by Wisconsin dairy farmers.
Hey Wisconsin isn’t that bad
No… well, it is, but I think they meant of course Wisconsin because of the dairy industry.
Your children badly need milk meant for a completely different animal or their bones will crumble away in to dust!
Don’t worry we’re putting more cheese on literally everything and will force feed your children so much milk they’ll be 70% lactose by grade 8.
We’re not stopping at cheese burgers or pizza on school lunches oh no. We’re putting cheese INSIDE the crust of the pizza. It’s going to be starchy and gross but you’ll eat it you fat mother fucker. CHEEEEEEESE.