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Lady: the cards are not to be interpreted literally, this could mean some kind of important event for example.
[Flips another card, revealing the same guy lying on grass, burned to a crisp, text underneath reads “The Fool”]
Lady: …
Barbecue outside maybe?
The Fool of Crisp. This important event involves delicious food.
She flips the third card.
Ah. The Pack of Dogs Which Urinate on Crispy Corpses.
Look, man, I’ve really done my best to spin this. If you’re alive by Sunday, buy a lottery ticket.
Hmm
Bill Nye?
That avatar is the Unabomber
