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“Oh. Would you have let me take your armpit temperature?”
“… No.”
Aren’t some of those groins or something?
Leg pits
“This one’s for your mouth, this one’s for your ear, and this one goes up your butt. No, no wait, hang on. Uhh, okay, this one goes up your butt.”
The yellow ones apparently were for rectal use, white were oral. So you could genuinely tell them apart.
I still have one from my mom, who was an RN before the days of alcohol thermometers. I don’t use it rectally, but I have washed it thoroughly many times.
Where does the red plug go?
Hey, a little mercury never killed anyone.
Now we use red and blue. There may be another color floating around out there, but I haven’t seen any other color in… at least a decade or so in ERs.
They all look the same to us colourblind lot.
You know how I feel about having my temperature taken, Carl.
SOMEONE IS IMPERSONATING ME CARL. MONGO IS CONFUSED AND I AM APPALLED
Goddammit, donut. Stop typing in all caps, it makes you sound like you are yelling
I AM YELLING CARL
I vibe for the random DCC references. DOUGHNUT HOLES RULE!
They did that to our dog when he was a pup and he howled and peed all over the vets table, he never recovered from the trauma
This made me lol.
