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I’m thinking we need a federated wiki leaks. Post your “secrets” and they propagate all over the world in a few minutes.
Imagine how much cybercrime NK could commit if they just started a mail order bride program.
Hey NK, if you send me a hottie Korean gf I’ll give you all off my company crentials.
Hell, I’d settle for an random middle aged north korean spy if they told me that my work matters and that I’m doing ok
As long as it’s consensual I’m down. Improve the life of a bossy NK soldier girl and economically harm my country at the same time, it’s a win-win.
Just imagining the look on that Korean spy’s face when she’s expecting passwords and key cards and you hand her whatever a crential is
It’s like a wotsit with text on it
Honestly she wasn’t that hot. Think he could’ve done better.
Honestly she’s not that hot
I feel that is part of the trick. He’s the head of one of the most mentioned companies of the world, likely pretty rich himself, if all he wanted was to bang 20-year old models, he could do that all day long.
But when the special becomes normal, it stops being special.
If I were to guess how to trap someone like him, id pick someone who comes across as intelligent, creative, independent, younger but not too young to have accomplished things or act mature, attractive but not crazy Hollywood star attractive… The kind of person that wouldn’t usually jump a rich guy’s bone. Someone desirable particularly because they’re not the average groupie.
Remember Nicole on here? Similar story. Attractive but no model, just slightly alternative enough, hinting at a convoluted CV while currently getting a STEM degree…
Holy shit, maybe I am overanalysing this.
I wonder if they have a plethora of model-looking spies to choose from, in which case I think you’re right, or if this is just one of their top female spies that had the right skills to seduce him regardless of attractiveness.
Maybe it’s the classic she-was-a-normal-person-and-she-really-liked-him-then-they-turned-her-into-a-spy plot
We are really living in the most stupid timeline, even the James bond shit is straight from a reality TV show
I am assuming we all know the obvious, that he was in on it and is now just feigning having gotten Honey Trapped; and are just pretending not to, to make some jokes.
Occam’s razor, eh. Your explanation seems simpler / more likely to me.
Why do you assume that he would intentionally sabatoge his company in the most embarrassing way possible?
He would intentionally sell GPUs to whom he wants to sell them to and then make it look like sabotage to prevent being tried for treason.
Yeah but “half of our codebase is classic ASP and hasn’t been updated since 2005” isn’t really a valuable secret, is it?
I just shuddered
Ooh then I have a good campfire story for you.
I know of a company who still has a VB.NET app running.
There used to be more just a few years ago, but I’ve managed to get them to let me modernize most of them.
Isn’t VB.Net just .Net with weird syntax for the loops and its?
Pretty much. .NET 4.7.2
It’s the same normal view / control pattern but with VB for the logic instead of C#.
There’s also global pages with a bunch of events like error or pre/post request that probably exists in the C# version I guess, but I only remember dealing with it in VB
This particular system also comes with a pure VB batch script running on a schedule.
Just very old, frustrating to deal with, slammed in security audits.
(Psst… I know where facilities keeps the key to the thermostat…)
you might have to sign some boobs
