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    31 minutes ago

    He was thrown by the next question…“What about if she is only thirteen years old?”. He stammered and stuttered and then immediately started a war with Norway and said “Look! Over there!”.

    • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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      4 hours ago

      By ‘fuck off’ what the above commenter means is:
      Be arrested, then convicted, imprisoned, get untreatable yet astonishing painful cancer, then watch the rest of that shit family destroy itself before also being imprisoned… and then the handlers and enablers join them after releasing every dirty little secret that fat child raping orange blob ever had!!

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    15 hours ago

    The new counterintelligence protocol is to ask the billionaire whether he knew she was a spy, accept his answer, and call him honorable. The affair is tabloid material. The alleged chip diversion is a national security issue. Trump treating both as a character reference is quite the security clearance process.

    • CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world
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      The affair is tabloid material. The alleged chip diversion is a national security issue.

      Yeah, a whole lot of people seem to be concentrating on the wrong thing. Much like when donnie said “grab 'em by the pussy”. People were not upset over the word pussy; he was bragging about sexually assaulting women.

      Someone, especially someone with more money than god, banging some side-piece is not the least bit shocking and it’s not at all illegal. It’s kind of funny to see people clutching their pearls about it and acting like the investigation is going to be about him cheating on his wife. Like we are living on a colony of Puritans or something. What even the fuck?

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      14 hours ago

      The affair is tabloid material. The alleged chip diversion is a national security issue.

      Finally, someone who gets it. Cheating on your wife is not so bad when you’re possibly guilty of treason. Fuck his marriage, what did he say to the Chinese spy??

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    14 hours ago

    “I just voted for him because he’s a good businessman, the rest isn’t important.”

    He’s not even THAT. But really?