As always, the President remains laser focused on the important things…
Sadly for him, he doesn’t own the White House and has no authority to make demands upon it. All of his trashy tacky gold painted Michael’s arts & craft trash will be removed from the walls within a month of him leaving office.
Idk what it is about gold, platinum is more expensive in jewelry. Idk maybe it’s a freudian thing a lot of people have a secret urine kink or something? Idk i just don’t get the allure of gold at all as something more than a metal with industrial use.
Idk what it is about gold, platinum is more expensive in jewelry.
That’s why when I’m president, I’ll replace all the fixtures with those made of pure plutonium. We’ll have a White House that reflects both our national technological prowess and also serves as an immense display of wealth, far beyond just making things of platinum. Everyone will have to wear full-body lead-lined suits and portable oxygen tanks at all times, and we’ll only be able to recruit people past their reproductive years. But I think that’s a small price to pay for the privilege of having such an opulent White House. We’ll of course replace the gaudy rococo with some Asmovian futurist or art deco style. But, look on the bright side. We’ll save a fortune in winter heating bills!
This sad excuse of a vaguely human-shaped shitweasel can shove my elephant cactus up his ass with no lube.
I’d pay to watch that.
He has shown no respect for any other declared national monument (such as Bears Ears) so why should anyone respect his declaration? Fuck him. Rip the gaudy gold decor out as soon as he’s left, restore to the original design, and put back in a rose garden for good measure.
I’m sure they’ll give just as much respect to the preservation of your changes as you gave to the people’s property in the first place
Trump’s opulent redesign of the Oval Office has drawn criticism, including from former president Barack Obama, who recently joked that “he’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory. Just gold everywhere.”
Obama’s remark prompted a coordinated response from the White House, with treasury secretary Scott Bessent appearing to hit back by dining at a Cheesecake Factory.
This is truly a sad time for comedians everywhere. They have no hope of competing with reality.
It is crazy to me that every single right wing talking head latched into the Cheesecake Factory part of that statement.
Yeah instead of taking insult at the idea trump would be associated with someone that was pro literacy
The peak (so far) of the reality/comedy blur was the diaper wearing cult fans and the tampax on the ears. They know they’re stupid and proud of it.