You forgot they season it with moss, musk, or some random type of wood. WTF do they think I am, a termite?
Something that you really want and is worth $1 but you can’t buy for less than $20 is something you’ll never buy for yourself. That’s often a pretty good gift.
Yeah, I just send people my list of shit that I think I want but I’m on the fence about spending money on when they ask for gift ideas. Can’t go wrong there. Certainly better than them going off script and trying to get something on their own based off what they think they know about my interests.
Or get them a Tungsten cube. Every man wants a Tungsten cube.
They’re absurdly overpriced, but I wonder how quickly you’d make your money back if you bought a big one and had men pay a fee to mess with it for a few minutes.
and had men pay a fee to mess with it for a few minutes.
This sounds more sexual than I think you intended.
It’s reverse Excalibur. If you can get your sword into the cube, you become king.
Am man. Didn’t realise before that I wanted a tungsten cube. Now I want one.
fuck. A cube shaped hole just appeared in my life.
