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Jensen Huang enters the chat
I wouldn’t even acknowledge them.
Um, this elevator is taken, you will need to wait for the next one.
Than fart real loud.
a smile and nod and then right back to my phone screen?
why would you use an “opener” on random people getting into an elevator with you?
Did you catch the game last night?
Do you like hot fudge Sundays?
Ever seen a guy eat his own head?
Is the police still waiting outside?
What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?
The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in
you mean Dune: Awakening?
Yeah, you hit on them when they’re getting OUT of it. Don’t want to make them feel uncomfortable and trapped.
Door closes
You mumble, “Your outfit matches your notebook, and I think that’s really cute.” It echoes in the empty elevator. You’ll keep thinking about that cute number, but not as long as you’ll regret missing the opportunity to have said it to her face. That kind of compliment has the potential to really brighten a person’s day.
Its called shooting your shot
I don’t have a gun, and even if I had one, why would I shoot random people?
if you have to resort to harassing strangers who are trapped in an elevator with you, then you are far too ugly to be “shooting your shot”.
“Ugly people don’t deserve love” so says the moth???
sexual predators should have the right to harass people who are trapped with them, so says the voxie?
You can see if theyre interested by talking to them. Shooting your shot doesnt mean flashing and hoping for sex. Do you know how to socialize?
you think women want to socialize with strange men in an elevator? who is your favorite manosphere influencer?
Now youre just assuming. Touch grass.
and you’re assuming that women would feel safe with you harassing them in a cramped space. why don’t you head over to !womensstuff@piefed.blahaj.zone and ask them how they would feel about that.
I’m sorry for whatever trauma you went through that makes you feel like someone standing in an elevator is strange and predatory.
If you try “openers” on women walking into elevators like a captive audience you deserve to die in a fire
Did you ever consider thinking something is gross without wishing a painful death on the perpetrator?
Letting them live is how we get Trump, fire is much better
Counter point:
I always liked this elevator. It picks me up when I’m down.In a fancy hotel, a boy got on and told the elevator operator that he was staying on the top floor. When the doors opened the operator said “Your floor, son.” The boy asked why he called him son, and the operator replied, “Well, didn’t I bring you up?”
Counter counterpoint:
Unfortunately it always brings me down when I’m up.Got it to move sideways. When I passed out drunk.
Oh, the dad’s gambit.
A captive audience for 15 seconds at which point they have a built-in reason to leave though
but where else am i going to meet someone
the only opener allowed is the open door button
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What would you prefer, one of the mass-produced goth girls from the goth girl industrial complex?
1 goth girl please. Any quality will do, even if its a ticktok counterfeit.
Now we’re talking.
Um, uh, wha- uh who uhhh who’s this?
I have a blouse just like this one
Clearly
Well fuck, you guys are gonna see me on the news for leaking secrets if that’s on the table
…for legal reasons, that was a joke
I’m into tomboys.
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New Popular is still more interesting than Old Popular.
If they want to honeypot me, they’re going to need fursuits.
For real, I’d continue staring at my phone
I’d say to them the same thing I say to anyone else.
“Hi. What floor? Have a good night.”
What is this, an Axe commercial?
Most men do
Can’t speak for other men but I cum with my prostate.
The pee is stored in the balls.
I move to the side and brace for the most shrill pair of voices whose conversations consist mostly of “oh my gawd” “I’m like, really” and them complaining about what most other people would consider less than a mild inconvenience
Can you believe that guy in the lobby didn’t hold the door open for us?
Hit all the buttons then run on the next floor.
MAGA face. Not even once.
I take my job very seriously. They’re gonna have to work pretty hard if they want that blend of 11 herbs and spices.
Is that what kids are calling it these days?
I could give you my login to Confluence, but that would be a war crime.
You ladies like lemmy? There’s a whole bunch of socialism in my room and we’ve got femboys coming up later.
I use stairs. It’s better for the heart
