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cm0002@lemdro.id to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 days ago

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  • gothmog@lemmy.today
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    Picard > FOUR < Programmers

  • exdor@programming.dev
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    But being serious, it is fucking scary how shitty emudhra is and what amount of companies apparently put trust in their hardware keystore nonsense

  • nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world
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    At least we haven’t sunk into fourskin jokes yet.

    • Photonic@lemmy.world
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      Looks like you just started it

      • Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
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        just the tip

        • wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          I mean, it’s already out there, just waiting. Might as well go all-in. 🤷🏼‍♂️

          • dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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            Keep it clean!!

            ~No really. Wash that shit.~

            • wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              I feel that your strikethrough there was meant to be italics. I hope. 🥴

              • dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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                The single ~ around text is supposed to be subscript. Double ~~ around text is strike through. Unfortunately, not all clients render markdown correctly or consistently.

                • wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                  Fair, yeah. I was all about Interstellar for quite a while, but that 400 error is just plain stupid at this point, so I hopped back to Vger and the markdown’s wacky. 😅🤷🏼‍♂️

                  FWIW, there was an OG comedian back in the 70s (iirc?) with a bit re: “wash. yo. ass!” i.e. all one’s bits, not just the crack. Why tf is this still something after his infamous set, warning us all over a half century ago?!

                  Naaasty mofuggas are running on fumes on every level, and are rerouting power to their stability façade protocols from pretty much every other core system, I’m guessing.

                  In short, we’re all quietly, secretly, cautiously allocating effort we don’t have to tasks we don’t actually give two fucks about so we don’t suffer judgment by others who’re in the same gawdamned predicament —ofc, them doing so is also baked into the social construct we accept as “normal”, so. Round & round, it is! Whee.

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    Both mean you’re in danger

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      Ralphie Wiggum?

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    Fore

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    It even works when you dial it backwards

  • Brewchin@lemmy.world
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    Yes, but also no.

    Lichen subscribe for more homophone tips!

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    Connect
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    WheelDrive

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    24?

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    Missing “Jhin mains”.

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