"There, that’s me. I like this pic, it’s got my good side.
Him there, my ex boyfriend Mark, cute smile.
And that there…that’s Keiths dick. Oh and there’s Steves dick on the other side of my face, can’t forget him.
And that big lad is Dave taking up a third of the picture. I know, It’s like someone put their finger over the lens while taking the picture but I swear down, that’s real!. Messy Tuesday that was.
Do you want to scan this in to add to your evidence folder or do you wanna give it a go and you can be first hand evidence?"
Why would you need help pretending that you’re gay?
If anybody demands proof… First of all, fuck them for asking. Secondly, find the nearest available man and suck his dick. There, proof.
We all know that’s not how straight men think. Faking your way for political asylum needlessly places real dissidents lower on the waiting list.
[Wops out a single picture]
"There, that’s me. I like this pic, it’s got my good side.
Him there, my ex boyfriend Mark, cute smile.
And that there…that’s Keiths dick. Oh and there’s Steves dick on the other side of my face, can’t forget him.
And that big lad is Dave taking up a third of the picture. I know, It’s like someone put their finger over the lens while taking the picture but I swear down, that’s real!. Messy Tuesday that was.
Do you want to scan this in to add to your evidence folder or do you wanna give it a go and you can be first hand evidence?"
Wink