They can do that as long as it doesn’t mean I have to fight them to win.
Like you get your name, healthbar and everything and then we just build Lego together?
oh fuck have i been giving people the ick by demanding they spar with me?
I dont know, I’m only talking about myself here
I haven’t heard the dramatic choir ensemble begin their chorus yet, and I’m getting worried I don’t get my own second phase :(
Maybe it’s because I don’t have my cute Halloween fit yet? I’m thinking flowy long sleeve blouse, ruffled asymmetrical black skirt, corset belt, spider-web tights, and calf-high boots. What is it missing?
That sounds amazing
A hero to fight?
Hmmm. You might be on to something.
Maybe I really am holding out for a hero.
i’m really more of a hoagie person
I need a hero!
I’m holding out for a hero to dramatically fight.
And he’s gotta be cool and he’s gotta be strong
And he’s gotta deplete my first life.
It’s more if a wrestle that I was thinking of
I mean, obviously some kind of staff, wand, jewel or sceptor to kick off the magical-girl transformation with!
Well I AM trying to figure out a way to epoxy some quartz together on top of a 10w Led chip to make a sweet wizard staff top…
It sounds like you’re on your way, girl! You’ll be spinning in colourful backgrounds in no time!
No, no, no. Trans people reveal their final form. It’s lovecraftian. And it makes [bigoted] men lose their sanity.

(Name changes to <My Name>, She-Slasher)
(Twirls around, outfit changing to a black Gothic dress with strappy straps with a flourish)
(Healthbar refills, and then elongates past its previous boundaries with a slight crackling noise)
(Pulls out a second sword)
(Begins to wavedash around the arena as the music changes to… Hyperpop?)
dramatic piano music intensifies
Married to one😏












