That kid’s uncanny valley reflex in overdrive.
It is clear she has her skill from painting miniatures
30 years later explaining your mannequin fetish to the therapist:
Kid in therapy 20 years later. “I feel like she’s always watching, with those dead, shark eyes”
She’s gonna grow up and be a serial killer
Grow up and have panic attacks when people blink and their eyes disappear.
It’s a joke and I get it, but that period can be so taxing that moms fall asleep and then roll into their child, suffocating them. It’s devastating. Yes, baby will want to be held but you can train them over time. Don’t give up.
Not true, where do you have your info from? Pretty much everyone I know including myself has co-slept with their babies. I’ve never heard of a single problem with that, not from them and not in the news. However, if it gets taxing to the point of passing out, have the dead and some aunties step in and let the mom take time off!
No idea why you get so heavily downvoted. We did the same, the midwife was also okay and we even did a first aid training for babies, where suffocation in bed was a topic, but that’s due to the blanked, not the parent.
I also just checked the statistics. Out of all suffocation deaths only 2.8% were because of someone else rolling over the baby. I believe most of the parents were intoxicated. So the real death rate by suffocation due to a parent rolling over them is super slim.
Not sure I’d let the dead cosleep with my baby
When I took a parenting class with my wife almost a decade ago, I remember it from there.
2 seconds of Google searching turned this up
You do you but not everyone has support
Ms Brown said that the baby had fallen asleep on top of the covers in between the parents and possibly got tangled as he reached for the bottle as the father fell asleep in the process of feeding him.
The blanket is the issue.
Also CDC links to this.
Western theory says co-sleeping is the most evil thing since the devil.
This is done to ensure maximum pain for parents.
It’s done to sell shit like cribs, blackout curtains, noise machines, pacifiers, etc, and to get mothers back to work sooner
Yeah. No one wants to sleep next to a snoring thing anyways /s
(It is the best thing ever, believe me)
Don’t sleep with babies in the bed. Fyi
What if they are already dead?
That’s just a midnight snack.
That’s why i usually sleep with my kid on the hard cold floor
Don’t do that either.
It’s okay. Don’t let your babies sleep alone.
Um, it’s not OK. Babies die all the time from that. I get that this is a meme and it’s funny. Just giving an FYI.
They can sleep in their own bed in the same room.
