My Casio gets updated daily from an atomic clock. It knows what time it is.

There’s so much potential, and it’s all being thrown in the gutter.

What a coincidence. Did you ever get tied to the mast and sent to distant lands?

Golden Brown is a song by the Stranglers released in 1982

Where intelligence in spitting out samples from big data vaguely related to prompt?

Because anything and everything is anti-Semitic

No same sex marriages because of historical accuracy, but of course a bear married to a horse could rule the Holy Roman Empire.

Lenin is pictured, what are you on about?

Not sure if this is Crusader Kings or not

So it’s like AI, but tailored for one purpose and without the marketing

Capablanca’s chess variant, but only white got the memo

A Doot will visit you shortly. Please be at home between 6am and 1pm

Someone keeping their promises, finally!

Yeah it happens all the time, but people usually give these messages verbally

Nah, he has way better clothes than me

Huge balls to write this in reproducible text in a civilised country with labour laws.

Sikeology

I use Arch btw