I personally think lots of the world’s problems could be solved if Hole in The Wall got revived.
There was this crappier robot wars knockoff I remember some of. It wasn’t the one with Ziggo and the name of the show was as bland as English cuisine. One “contestant” was a really shitty robot stylized to look like Elvis. What i can remember is that Elvis bot barely worked and seemed to be there only to be set on fire by a different more capable robot.
E: it was Robot Wars. The one with Ziggo.
Robot Wars with Craig
Scrapheap Challenge with Rob
Edit: Just realised these two presenters were in Red Dwarf
Robot Wars - was legendary. I feel like it would be out of this world now…sponsorship would ruin it.
Hypnodisc was the goat
I agree, it would be corpo as fuck if released today
The revived one from a few years ago with Dara O’Briain was pretty good - with so much more access to modern manufacturing some of the machines were ridiculous
That was the magic of the old one. You knew some a old lawnmower, some stuff from grandads shed and a bit of new things from the component shop and bang you could stand a chance, well at least us dreamers believed so
I think scrapheap is coming back under a different name with Rob and Colin Furze.
That will be interesting if Furze gets to make stuff
Lots of scrapheap seems to be lost media too 😔
I miss Numberwang
Have you tried wanganum?
Is that on More 4 +1 On Demand All 4 E4?
Hey, I think I just got numberwang!
oh sorry, did you say 4?
Eleventy9?
I’ve watched some of those episodes fourtington times or more. Absolute classic tv to get your brain working.
It already got rebooted but I would like Bullseye with the original prizes. People going home happy with £90, microwave, and a speed boat
They probably need to bring Knightmare back.
Even better, do a modern reboot for grown-ups presented by Greg Davies and Alex Horne.
Knightmare
Weekly - Crystal maze, Legendary Daily - Blockbusters - education after the cartoons
and then of course the sat night stuff - strike it lucky, wheel of fortune, blind date…if that counts.Crystal maze! I still play the theme tune in my head at times.
Richard O’Brien was a great watch.

I always loved big break growing up, though turns out Jim Davidson is a twat and John virgo sadly died recently, so different hosts maybe.
Dale Winton and supermarket sweep ofc
If panel shows count:
Original buzzcocks with Mark Lamar, Phil Jupitus and Sean Hughes/Bill bailey. Then the Simon Amstel years were fantastic too.
Big Break is already coming back!
Edit: here’s a link for you https://www.bbc.com/mediacentre/2026/big-break-returns-to-bbc
Oh shit! That’s fantastic!

Save or Shaft?
It’s funny how a lot of the best ones were children’s shows. In the same vein:
Incredible Games (if you’re anything like me, you may remember it as “the one with the lift” or “the one with the giant bowl of soup” but you may not be able to remember its name)
Terror Towers
Finders Keepers
and of course:
Fun HouseAnd for the grown-ups, the most undeserved flop of a show ever: The Murder Game


Legends of the Hidden Temple was the coolest gameshow I saw when I was a kid. It was kind of like a mix of history trivia and American Gladiators physical challenges.
The winning team got a chance to go on a timed run through an Eliminator-like obstacle course that was themed like an abandoned Mayan Temple where’d they’d have to solve puzzles and navigate the various physical challenges to win a big prize.
That show was fire AF. They should really bring it back.
In a similar vein, Global Guts.
I’ll never take home a piece of the Aggro Crag and it’ll always haunt me.
THE MOLE!
(Apparently there was a Netflix reboot?)
Anyway, it’s traitors but:
- No stupid drama, no affected “yourself”, no pretending that the show is the best thing since you discovered masturbation
- One traitor (aka the mole)
- Who stays is determined by a quiz where you have to answer questions like “which team was the mole on in X challenge”
- The mole is trying to sabotage every single challenge - so the team has actual good info to go on. Traitors is basically all gut feeling.
- The mole always aces the quiz, so you don’t need obvious producer manipulation to keep the game going
- Most significantly for the experience, the audience DOES NOT KNOW who the mole is! You have to work it out too! There are a number of extra clues that attentive viewers can pick up.
For all these reasons and more, traitors makes me unreasonable angry.
Sometimes I still think of X-Fire











