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Now listen up! We’re going to do this alphabetically! / damn
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EDIT: Daggit, I was thinking of Moses, not Noah. You can scratch the below!
His primary language would have been Ancient Egyptian, alongside early Semitic.
Doing a little digging, my understanding is that Ancient Egyptians described things in practical terms. The more foreign something was, the more they would describe it in known terms. So a zebra would be something like “striped wild ass.”
𓉻𓂸𓃘 𓈇𓏏𓈉 𓋴𓄿𓃥
Amazing. So then the question remains if the Egyptians had an order of hieroglyphics, and if so, whetherthe symbol 𓉻 is at the beginning or the end.
Ah, WHOOPS, I just realised something. I was thinking of Moses, not Noah! 🤥
And I was rolling with Moses because he’s at least a legendary or composite figure, and Ancient Egyptian is a fun subject IMO.
Noah is just pure mythical fabrication AFAIK, so who knows what imaginary language he allegedly spoke? (altho hypothetically I’d guess it would be pre-Semitic)
Interestingly, the Christian mythos is hardly the only one to feature a Great Flood.
In case that doesn’t render for anyone else, here’s a handy site:
https://babelstone.co.uk/Unicode/whatisit.html
U+1327B : EGYPTIAN HIEROGLYPH O029 {A wooden column, written horizontally} U+130B8 : EGYPTIAN HIEROGLYPH D052 {A phallus with a scrotum} U+130D8 : EGYPTIAN HIEROGLYPH E007 {A donkey/ass, standing} U+0020 : SPACE [SP] U+13207 : EGYPTIAN HIEROGLYPH N023 {An irrigation canal} U+133CF : EGYPTIAN HIEROGLYPH X001 {A half round loaf of bread} U+13209 : EGYPTIAN HIEROGLYPH N025 {The hill country over the edge of the cultivated areas} U+0020 : SPACE [SP] U+132F4 : EGYPTIAN HIEROGLYPH S029 {A folded piece of cloth} U+1313F : EGYPTIAN HIEROGLYPH G001 {An Egyptian vulture (Neophron percnopterus)} U+130E5 : EGYPTIAN HIEROGLYPH E017 {A jackal, standing, tail down}