• terranoid@lemmy.cafe
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    6 days ago

    This and you really want a pineapple but she laughs at you and won’t give you one and you start to get really anxious

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      Or you take one and bite into it, but the pineapples are actually her children. So you now have this bloody pineapple and the pineapple woman screaming at you in despair, and you regret your awful actions.