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How the hell’d you get the beans above the frank?!
Frank and beans!
Do you not put your penis away in your underwear or boxers before zipping? How does this happen?
I don’t think Americans wear underwear
Where you’re a kid and rushing for an event
0/10 do not recommend
We’ve got a bleeder!
Dowvoted for American hubris.
9.5/10 don’t reach the zipper.
The only thing worse is slamming your dick in a car door. Double if you’re tumescent.
