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You wouldn't download furniture

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You wouldn't download furniture

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to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 个月前
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    You guys won’t believe this, but the movie series “IP Man” has nothing to do with computers.

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      Maybe they’ll lean in and make the 6th one IPv6 Man.

  • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I misconfigured my ipdoor and can’t get in anymore

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    So theres also a iphone?

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      I’ve never really seen the advantage over a standard hone.

    • Hupf@feddit.org
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      1 个月前

      Alfred: What’s a htub, Sir?

    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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      1 个月前

      Yes…for sharpening your knives.

  • BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca
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    I use ipchains to fasten my iptables and ipchairs.

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      Now that’s a throwback. I remember the migration from ipchains to iptables taking forever, kinda like the migration to nftables now.

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        Maybe they keep getting confused with nfdesks?

      • Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world
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        nftables sounds like a descriptor for a crypto scam.

    • BL4CKP1XX13@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      We like getting ipkinky with the ipchains and the ipwhips and the ipgags.

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    I only buy ipfurniture at Ipcap’n Clark’s Ipottoman Empire.

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      It’s like describing a ipdog to someone who’s never seen one, then asking them to draw one

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        What’s ipdog?

        • qualia@lemmy.world
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          Not much, ip are you?

      • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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        deleted by creator

    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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      The one in Ipswitch?

  • schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de
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    An SQL clause walks into a bar. It walks up to two tables and asks: “Can I join you?”

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    is backrooms a secret NSA project after the success of backdoors?

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    Yeah, you can get them from Ipkea, but note that it’s only available as flatpak from them.

    • Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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      ip what you did there

  • matelt@feddit.uk
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    Iproute2 is hilarious for French speakers who have the sense of humour of a 6 years old like I do.

    (Spoiler, I can be read as I fart too)

    Lol

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      is there any sequence of letters that can’t be read as fart in french? in don’t speak french so i say non

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    I have plans to make a few furniture, then upload the plans to Codeberg. It is however extremely hard to source materials locally, because a few companies have monopolized the wood supply (unless you’re fine with chipboards), and otherwise you were supposed to buy something by Ikea (I want to get away from “furnitureslop” produced by Ikea).

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      What CAD program do you use to design furniture?

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        Blender, no plugins.

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          Deranged. Godspeed.

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    nfkea is the new hotness

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    ipkea

    I tried to shop there, but I wasn’t allowed to enter the store.

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    I suppose an iptable setup correctly could allow you to watch IPTV…

  • Robin@lemmy.world
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    something something ipman

  • Kangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.org
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    And if so… Dawg with nftables 💀

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      deleted by creator

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        Damn, that’s why we need aitables in their place

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