finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 hours agoThe media is spending more effort trying to find where Trump's mystery meat is coming from than they spent trying to figure out if Mitch McConnell is still alive, or not.message-squaremessage-square46linkfedilinkarrow-up1455arrow-down18
arrow-up1447arrow-down1message-squareThe media is spending more effort trying to find where Trump's mystery meat is coming from than they spent trying to figure out if Mitch McConnell is still alive, or not.finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 hours agomessage-square46linkfedilink
minus-squareRhynoplaz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up126·19 hours agoI think you may have just solved both mysteries with one sentence.
minus-squareThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·17 hours agoWait, that’s illegal
minus-squareBeBopALouie@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·16 hours agoThe only thing that’s illegal to the child rapist is a sick bird.
minus-squareThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·17 hours agoYou’re right, people are alive. As meat they’re referred to as long pork.
minus-squareBuckFutter@timeyak.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·19 hours agoAhhh disgusting! Yet hilarious…and back to being revolted.
I think you may have just solved both mysteries with one sentence.
Mmmmm turtle meat
Wait, that’s illegal
The only thing that’s illegal to the child rapist is a sick bird.
Soylent Green
Nah, Mitch ain’t people
You’re right, people are alive. As meat they’re referred to as long pork.
Ahhh disgusting! Yet hilarious…and back to being revolted.