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minus-squarebetelplouf@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19arrow-down3·3 days agoCrossing suuuper slowly when there’s a suv waiting is my fav, especially when the driver didn’t want me to cross
minus-squareFatVegan@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 days agoMy dad aways makes a remark when someone crosses tge street slowly. He’s fat and slow as gell himself. I don’t understand how you can get mad at sghit like that.
minus-squareThreeme2189@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 days agoI know you meant to write ‘slow as hell’ but ‘fat and slow as gel’ brought up a mental image that fits the scene.
Crossing suuuper slowly when there’s a suv waiting is my fav, especially when the driver didn’t want me to cross
My dad aways makes a remark when someone crosses tge street slowly. He’s fat and slow as gell himself. I don’t understand how you can get mad at sghit like that.
I know you meant to write ‘slow as hell’ but ‘fat and slow as gel’ brought up a mental image that fits the scene.