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  • ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net
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    2 days ago

    whips out an impractically large rubber chicken in an equally threatening manner

    Yeah, whatcha goin’ do bout it?

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      2 days ago

      Oh, that chicken is looking at me funny. It’s gotta die now. I gotta strangle it!

      What the hell??? Did you put lube all over this rubber chicken???

      struggles to choke the chicken

      Oh, it’s all slippery!!!

      choking the chicken

      This is harder than I thought…

      slippery gushing noises

      AHHHH!!!